You know that whole bit about "misery loves company"? Yeah, well in this case it isn't true, because at this moment me and my slightly depressed self would like to be as far from civilization as humanly possible. Yes dear reader, I have cramps. And guilt, seeing as my path to skinny enlightenment (as lead by sensei Jennifer Hudson) has been soundly derailed by the mini shrimp pesto pizza last night and the wickedly delicious filled doughnut from Lamar's. Sigh.