If the eccentricities of Einstein were like the curves of Cleopatra
If the dao of DaVinci were the same as the craveability of a Kardashian
Then you'd have no problem finding me...attractive
Appeal I to your intellect, I speak fluent geek
Weaving conversation betwixt conjecture
Hoping to hypnotize your heart with hypothesis
Flirtation through formula, but alas I have failed
Effectively blinding you with science...
So talkable, so friendable am I
Because I understand warp drives and the time/space continuum,
The importance of Boba Fett in the fate of the galaxy
Its not my fault your inner hacker finds a comfortable home with me
Seems I appeal to the side you either deny or try to hide from all your boys
I realize what's been destroyed under the guise of blending,
Conforming, being somewhat normal-ish
But holla when you tire of Clark Kent-ing, Stephon-ing
All I'm wanting is the sub epidermal Eurkel that I see and want for all my own...
I beg you join my revolution of nerd-dom
And I will love you 3.14 times over
And I will love you 'til the nautilus ends
And until the universe stops expanding
And until the very last star is born...